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So hard to say the word ’sorry’?

Posted: November 22nd, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

During the office hours, the train was very packed with passenger. At Commonwealth station, a China guy board the train and he accidentally stepped on this middle aged pregnant lady. She was very mad and cursed that guy because he refuse to say sorry.

I wonder what’s wrong with people these days. Firstly, she is pregnant and nobody is giving up seats for her and then secondly why can’t people just say ’sorry’ when they accidentally step on someone?

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i guess not many of u around when the buses in singapore were green and red

Posted: November 13th, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , , , , | 1 Comment »

Decades ago, the SBS buses were green and red, had bus drivers and bus conductors — you pay them in cash and they give you a little paper ticket, buses shake rattle and rolled all the way, no air con, no TV Mobile. Once the bus I was on really shook and rattled more than usual. 10 minutes into the ride, there was a huge “thunk” sound — like something dropped on the road, and the bus sputtered to a stop. Some parts of the bus had fallen off the bus and was lying in the middle of the road. Howz that for crazy commuting. We passengers had to gingerly get off the bus and dash to the other side of the road and trekked our way to the next bus stop.

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Giving Up Seats To People Who Need It More!

Posted: November 12th, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

I know this topic is nothing new, but i am truly disgusted with people who doesnt give up their seats to people who need it more than them and their belongings.
i felt worst eventually after i got pregnant and i board this train from TPY to Jurong. The train is pretty crowded and as usual packed with students and some working class executives. My cousin who was with me at that time told me… “jie ah…later sure got people instantly doze off de…” i laugh and asked… oh ya whats new… And of cos, its true….. i stepped in with a “sleeping smelling potion” people at the priority seats dozed off immediately. The next thing that makes me feel even more disgusted… a couple occupying the seats goes like…. “eh got pregnant woman lei”, his gf shut him off and started kissing him passionately right infront of the crowd. I guess if the train is empty, they will just make out there….This is simply sickening. U will get ur karma one day!

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Should passengers ask bus drivers to tell them where to drop; should drivers have working knowledge of English?

Posted: November 8th, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , | No Comments »

Two months ago, I think, listeners of a radio programme was asked to call in with their views as to whether they think that it is OK for passengers to ask bus drivers to tell them where to drop, i.e. a passenger not familiar with the route, gets up the bus and asks the driver if a certain place is along the route, and then asks the driver if he could signal to the passenger once the bus approaches the relevant bus stop.

How disappointed I was with the responses. For about 15 mins, I heard nothing but that bus drivers are generally providing great service to the commuters, and that they should not be asked to advice commuters as to when they should get off the bus. Am I missing the point here, or are the callers themselves bus drivers?

Is it not the duty of the bus driver to know their route? Is it not a part of the bus company’s service, that their customers be notified when the bus reaches their stop? There is a reason why a passenger asks the driver for such help – because the passenger is unfamiliar with the place, and would like the advice of the bus driver, who plies the route multiple times a day.

One of the reasons why the callers said that passengers should not expect bus drivers to give them such advice is that they passenger should have read the bus guide and know when to stop. Allo… have you seen the bus guide. You not only need the bus guide but also a street directory to understand where to stop. What about folks who cannot read — old folks who really need the help. Are the callers missing the point? Even if I understood the bus guide — I will still ask the driver for help to tell me when I should get off the bus. I believe that is part of the service I paid for.

Callers also said that drivers must concentrate on passenger safety and not complicate their jobs by giving this added service of telling a passenger that it is time for them to alight. Wow, at what speed are these drivers driving that passenger safety will be jeapordised by a simple shout to the passenger to get off at the right stop?

One caller even said that bus drivers are already busy with giving passengers change. Huh? When did this ever happen. You don’t have change, you just put whatever notes you have into the slot — bus drivers have never given people change. Obviously, this caller had never been on a bus — or was on a bus years ago, when they still had bus conductors.

Even worse, were callers who said that bus drivers not speaking English was OK. Whaaat? When did it become OK for them not to speak English?? When bus drivers came from Malaysia, all of them could speak English and local dialects well. Now, a large percentage are from faraway and it is OK for them not to understand English?? Are the bus companies missing a point here? Don’t they expect locals to speak English before employing them? What kind of criteria are you basing your employment of these “foreign talent”? Can drive OK lah. No service OK lah. Don’t understand when passengers speak to them OK lah — cos they are paid to drive, not to talk?

For a country with aspirations of being number 1 in everything we do, I find Singaporeans lacking in self esteem — we have wholeheartedly accepted the view that substandard service is OK. For a nation of complainers when we don’t get our way, we have somehow accepted a lower standard for these “foreign talent”. If you expect the local Hassan, Ah Leong and Muthu to understand and respond to your questions in a language you understand? why not place the same standards on Baiyun or Goashuang?

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The most annoying lady on the MRT

Posted: November 3rd, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

IMAG0043 This has got to be the most annoying lady I have seen in a long time.  She was riding the train and her mobile on.  She had the worst possible song as her ringtone switched to the highest possible volume.  She was receiving miss calls, and let the phone ring the entire length of the song, 5 times!! before picking it up.  Everyone was giving her the dirty eye.  To add insult to injury she was picking her nose while letting the phone seranade the entire train.

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Smells on the MRT

Posted: November 1st, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: | 1 Comment »

Ok when it comes to smells on the MRT I know there’s a lot of people who either just don’t take showers in the morning or maybe use some kind of sweat scented soap if they do.

People continually over-scent themselves and then jam into the train.  Last week was no different.  A woman on the train had gotten slaphappy with her fragrance of choice.

Our actual conversation went like this.

me: *manly sneeze*

auntie: *unaware of surroundings*

And then it ended.  Without recourse.  Like many before it.  I should’ve a) let her know about it, b) made my friends proud by being able to report a story of witty proportions and c) made myself feel like a winner, but instead forgot my abc’s and said nothing.

In a more perfect world, the conversation would’ve gone like this.

me: *manly sneeze*

auntie: *unaware of surroundings*

me: Yes, it’s your fault.

auntie: Excuse me?

me: The reason I sneezed.

auntie: What?  I don’t –

me: Your perfume.  Too much.  It’s like you’re trying to cover up sin or something.

auntie: Who do you –

me: I’m the guy whose nostrils your “aura” just ravaged.

auntie: You should know, this “aura” costs $100 a bottle.

me: Then you should make a trip to small claims court and file for damages.  Because it also smells like it has real bits of panther in it.

auntie: And just what are you wearing?

me: [name of cologne]

auntie: Ha.  Never heard of it.

me: You also can barely smell it because I didn’t rig my shower to spray it rather than water.

auntie: It has to last the day.  *attempts to ignore and return to paper*

me: Auntie, that would last until the end of days.

auntie: *folds paper*  So. What?

me: So, to be fair, you should sniff that guy’s pit.  *nodding to the crotch-rubber sweating from the everywhere, on this hot and humid-morning, like it’s a part-time job*

auntie: You’re a rude little –

me:  Oh!  My stop.  There is a god and he can smell you, too.

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World class transportation system?

Posted: November 1st, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: | No Comments »

SMRT is not a world-class transporatuon system.

SMRT and mainstream media always like to boast that Singapore has a world-class transportation system, but anyone who had lived in Hong Kong knows that their is truly a world class system…the cheap and easily available public transportations bring you to almost every part of the territory within good time (during peak hours, their trains arrived at every 2 minutes…try beating that, SMRT, then you can call a world-class system).

SMRT can never compare itself with Hong Kong’s MTR, and they should stop misleading and decieving ignorant Singaporeans that we do have a world-class system.

SMRT can only call itself a WORLD-CLASS MONEY AND PROFIT MAKING COMPANY at the expense of the many poor Singaporeans…they have only one KPI – MAKE MORE MONEY AND PROFIT!!!!

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Why so packed?

Posted: November 1st, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: | 1 Comment »

My suggestion is that if SMRT cannot manage so many passengers, it should increase frequency even more. If three minutes is not good enough, make less than three minutes. This is what I call a world-class transport system, not making passengers squeeze like sardines”.

As usual it will fall on deaf ears and some dumb reason like unoverhauled signalling systems not able to do the job. Now Temasek has taken a pay cut, would SMRT and the like do likewise and use the savings to lower transport fares?

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Seating Hierarchy

Posted: November 1st, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: | No Comments »

A spam-talker boarded my bus going to Holland Village the other day.

Spam-talker: n. Obviously mentally ill individual who spouts a continuous stream of gibberish, at full-volume, with little regard for the people around him/her.

Name inspired by 2 kb spam mail, from unknown senders, e.g. “Ella Guru,” usually accompanied by the subject, “hi,” or “Re: hi.”

Text of email is comprised of phrases which are incomprehensible to those who do not speak fluent Subliminal Advertiseze, e.g. effluvia snake-nails blueberry toast packets … three square meals from bottled peroxide … tooth vacuum rumble shaker viagra … last all night long … invest in nigeria… ?

See also:  nut job.

We’ve all received those emails in our junk folders.

The man I saw today had nothing to accompany him but his ez link card and a pack of Marlboro Menthols he held in his fist. As such, he was conspicuously ignored by the rest of the passengers.

Now, there is a hierarchy of seating on public transportation. When the bus is nearly empty, seating is first-come-first-serve, but as the seats fill, The Fit are expected to relinquish their seats for the sakes of pregnant women, little old ladies, the physically handicapped, etc. If, say, the bus is full of little old ladies, and a pregnant woman boards, a judgment call is involved. Such as, if there’s an able-bodied senior on the bus, and the woman who boards is pregnant with a whole litter, the expectant mother should be able to sit.Think of it as a reversed Survival of the Fittest. Imagine all of the passengers on the bus are being hunted by a pack of lions. Realistically, who would be first to get picked off? That person gets first seat on a crowded bus.

Spam-talkers transcend the entire hierarchy.

It doesn’t matter if the bus is full of albino, quadruple-amputee hermaphrodites, whose remaining trunks have each been shoved into separate roller-skates remote-controlled by joysticks held in their teeth, and they’re each carrying an Immaculately Conceived fetus of the next Messiah.

If a spam-talker gets on the bus, that poor, sick sumbitch can sit wherever the hell he wants.

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Sad Day on the Bus

Posted: November 1st, 2009 | Author: Anonymous | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: | No Comments »

OK, so last year I was with some of my friends on a bus headed to Orchard. We got on at Bugis, and made are way to the back. As we’re sitting, discussing some random topic, I notice an attractive girl in the rear facing seat…staring at me. normally that would have been fine, but she was crying. she was crying and staring at me for the whole busride. We all noticed this girl, and I made eye contact with her several times. she just stared, and cried, looked out the window, looked back, cried and stared some more. and it went on until we got off at Centre Point. And to top it off, I looked back at the bus after we got off and crossed the street, and she was still staring at me! why!? did I remind her of someone or what?

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